Thursday 9 February 2012
I have on my desk the three major food groups of weight loss: Salt, Aspartamine and MSG, namely Instant Soup (providing a two-fer), soya sauce and Diet Coke. I'm guessing that alcohol, currently top of my dysfunctional food pyramid at least provides a bit of variety as well as most of my calorie intake. In the SMEG I currently have four kinds of vodka; while several different grapes have been blended to provide the contents of my wine rack. I'm a gourmet. Heston, eat your heart out
