Monday, 15 October 2012

On the way home on Friday I got quite a few looks from men - one in the street, another in the tube, another in the supermarket.  Hey, I must look hot today, I thought as I swaggered home - and this before my visit to the hairdresser.  And then at home I looked in the mirror.  My leopard print jumper was straining at the buttons and was showing a rather vivid gap between button two and button three, revealing a large expanse of uplifted breast.

I've put on a bit of weight.