And King Daniel spake: Go thee Kyocera – limb of Satan - back to China from whence thy parts do come at the pace of a snail - despite the fact that thy art Japanese and - Lo! Bring in their place two fair Canon machines, one for each kingdom, that will sort, staple and scan and, hopefully, not break down at the same time and bring on us ruinous calamity.
And, behold, it was very good.
The Lord will deliver us from evil Kyocera on Wednesday and the GMA-ites shall come to pass by us on Wednesday before sunset.
Lord willing.
And Mathilda, who has borne the burden of the demon Kyocera, spake of the glad tidings: Halleluyah. Praise the Lord!
The Gospel according to Uberonomy c3 v21:
And the people rose as one and gave praise unto the Lord at the passing of a great plague…
And the people beheld the twin-god Canon and they saw that it/they was/were good…
And Ilona, Uberonomy's handmaiden doth spake: Testify! Testify to the power of the Lord!
And King Daniel praised the people for their Lenten forebearance
The Gospel according to Corvus c1 v1
And the Time Lord spake: Beware of false photocopiers who come to you in Canon’s clothing but inwardly are savage Kyoceras.
Time Lords huh? Get thee to thyTardis oh ye of little faith.
Amen
